在军事化的斯巴达，列奥尼达（西恩•马奎尔 Sean Maguire 饰）经过与巨型企鹅的恶战证明了自己是斯巴达最强悍的战士，成功得到斯巴达王位，并迎娶玛戈为皇后。某日，正在对儿子进行毒打训练的列奥尼达接待了波斯使者，对方狂妄的宣称薛西斯王将统治希腊，斯巴达的孩子以后只能在血汗工厂中生产NIKE鞋。怒不可遏的列奥尼达杀死使者以及一干美国偶像，用化妆品贿赂先知请求开战，然而得到的却是丑女贝蒂神女的警告。列奥尼达仍然决定出征，他率领13名用喷漆画出腹肌的战士赶赴隘口布防，用街舞击败了波斯先头部队。肥佬薛西斯用蓝屏电脑特技制造出的大军压境，被列奥尼达弃用的帕里斯•希尔顿又告知波斯人包抄斯巴达军的小路，列奥尼达率众与洛奇、恶灵骑士等波斯大军展开了殊死搏杀。　　本片改编自《斯巴达300勇士》，用恶搞手法对原片进行了重新演绎。

Season five of Murdoch Mysteries opens in unfamiliar territory, as Detective William Murdoch (Yannick Bisson) leaves Toronto to try his luck while the Klondike Gold Rush in the Yukon winds down. Suspended for interfering in an investigation, on the run for surreptitiously freeing a murderer to make amends, and nursing a broken heart after Dr. Ogden's marriage to another man, he tries to escape his past, and his passion for detective work. Back in the city, newly promoted Chief Constable Giles (Nigel Bennett) makes it clear to Inspector Thomas Brackenreid (Thomas Craig), that he'll be keeping a very close eye on police matters. Meanwhile, Murdoch's beloved former associate, Dr. Julia Ogden (Hélène Joy), is now working alongside Acting Detective George Crabtree (Jonny Harris) and Dr. Emily Grace (Georgina Reilly), a feisty young protégé. In the remote north, Murdoch is pleased to discover that his fledgling prospecting career may garner great success, a small comfort after Julia's marriage to another man. But as he tries to rebuild his life, he finds himself drawn into the case of Mrs. Elizabeth Bryant (Jill Halfpenny), an innkeeper charged with murder. The plot thickens when writer Jack London (Aaron Ashmore) lends his insights, and Murdoch soon realizes that while he had hoped to leave his shattered heart and tattered career back in Toronto, his days as a detective are not behind him.